"She’s the type of person you’d write a book about. I would take the first three chapters to describe the way her touch sets my skin on fire."
— me (via noo-interruption)

vinylspinner:

vinylspinner:

what if every time your butthole randomly itched it was because your soulmate was pooping 

write a book

galacticaps:

And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were… I’m on drugs! - Almost Famous (2000)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out


Harry Potter + fav items

Harry Potter + fav items